Monday, January 22, 2007

Dear Nutella Thief

Why?

Did you think that just because there was a party going on in my flat, that I wouldn't notice my new bottle of Nutella gone the next day?

And what means did you go to ensure no trace of this bottle would exist after gobbling it all up in one night? I couldn't even find the empty bottle the next day! Did you take the evidence home, or hurl it off my balcony into the dark cold night?

How could you betray me in this manner - as a guest in my house - not feeling for the fact that this very bottle of Nutella was my FIRST in 3 weeks, having spent most of January unpaid and unable to afford this measly LE 17 jar of delight until that fateful night?

There were camera's, countless mobiles.....EVEN A BLOODY IPOD lying around, but you go steal the Nutella...? (A note to future Ipod-Thief, Mobile-Thief and Camera-Theif: don't be getting any ideas). Why hurt me where it most hurts?

I hope you suffer from a long, painful tummy ache,

F

5 comments:

Superluli said...

farzina you are hillarious!

Anonymous said...

Haha. Nutella. I forgot how much u like it.

Tom Gara said...

i can just picture the pervert, hiding in the bathroom, crouched in the corner clawing it out of the jar with their fingers......smashing the jar into little pieces and flushing them one by one down the toilet....

its shit like this that brought down the roman empire...

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

hahahahahhahahahah! o nans