Saturday, May 12, 2007

Scene: Sleazy Belly-dancing joint downtown

"Kent got a lapdance from a full-dressed pregnant 'client-servicer' last night, who started pulling his hair because he was too cheap to tip her, and who — when he finally did hand her 5 pounds — proceeded to wave the note around laughing to show everyone how cheap he (still) is."

Now there's a line you don't get to say everyday.

1 comment:

kent said...

Ahh...good times.

I need to find a currency where a small amount of canadian money equals a ton of bills. Then I can shower the person with a brilliant display of wealth.